I am a murderer
I am now a vegetarian. Anyone who eats meat is a murderer. The conditions in modern slaughterhouses are abhorrent. To support such cruelty is unconscionable.
On other fronts:
My religion has unfortunately gained no converts. I must therefore conclude mankind is doomed to wile away in ignorance til they blow eachother up in defense of their made up gods.
My new development to help bridge the gap between cultures has been what I call the "21st century language initiative". I propose that all countries of the world must learn to speak English. Imagine a world where everyone actually understands each other! I cannot grasp why people would feel that the benifits of learning a common language would be exceeded by the costs (I guess some people believe language has some shit to do with culture and all that nonsense)
It is funny how when I express my views I am instantly written off as an idiot prattling idealistic cliches that simply have no bearing on reality. My enemies are fools. Everything I propose is completely within our reach. None of my initiatives goes beyond the resources available. Lets review:
1. Adopt a universal religion with a absolute truths. Basically we all become deists and do not let allow a silly belief in some man upstairs to continue to blind us to reality.
2. Accept me your leader. While I may or may not be you superior since I am the one leading the revolution of thought so I naturally deserve some reward. All I ask is for power.
3. Adopt one language, which conveniently for me will be English. I chose english simply because it is very easy to learn and most smart people already speak it.
4. Stop the slaughter of animals
5. Stop having babies. While I have not yet deemed forced castration necessary in time this may be our only option. Avoid making me hurt you by simply not having kids.
6. Isolate those with communicable disease. I do not want to catch your shit and noone else does. Your lucky we dont kill you germ bag. I cant believe our current government actually spends millions of dollars giving money to fight AIDS. Were going to round all you up and send you to Alaska to go die.
On other fronts:
My religion has unfortunately gained no converts. I must therefore conclude mankind is doomed to wile away in ignorance til they blow eachother up in defense of their made up gods.
My new development to help bridge the gap between cultures has been what I call the "21st century language initiative". I propose that all countries of the world must learn to speak English. Imagine a world where everyone actually understands each other! I cannot grasp why people would feel that the benifits of learning a common language would be exceeded by the costs (I guess some people believe language has some shit to do with culture and all that nonsense)
It is funny how when I express my views I am instantly written off as an idiot prattling idealistic cliches that simply have no bearing on reality. My enemies are fools. Everything I propose is completely within our reach. None of my initiatives goes beyond the resources available. Lets review:
1. Adopt a universal religion with a absolute truths. Basically we all become deists and do not let allow a silly belief in some man upstairs to continue to blind us to reality.
2. Accept me your leader. While I may or may not be you superior since I am the one leading the revolution of thought so I naturally deserve some reward. All I ask is for power.
3. Adopt one language, which conveniently for me will be English. I chose english simply because it is very easy to learn and most smart people already speak it.
4. Stop the slaughter of animals
5. Stop having babies. While I have not yet deemed forced castration necessary in time this may be our only option. Avoid making me hurt you by simply not having kids.
6. Isolate those with communicable disease. I do not want to catch your shit and noone else does. Your lucky we dont kill you germ bag. I cant believe our current government actually spends millions of dollars giving money to fight AIDS. Were going to round all you up and send you to Alaska to go die.

